I am the last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake.
The sex on the beach,
The schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
The Al-La-Bam-A Slam-a!

I make things with juice and froth:
The Pink Squirrel, the 3-Toed Sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy:
The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze,
The Orgasm, The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling,
The Dingaling.

America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to got loaded,
why don't you just order a shot?...
...Bar is open.